Hot mess

Often you here people say "damn, you look a hot mess" or "girl she was looking a hot mess". Well today I plan to help those that can't seem to get a visual of what a hot mess looks like. 

First its ok to look a hot mess if you are in the privacy of your own home. BUT when you leave those four walls you should present yourself as if  pride  depended on your attire. Your probably saying to yourself I don't care what anyone else things.... blah blah blah. Every one does, just some more then others. But today's Hot ass mess clearly didn't. 

A hot ass mess looks like they didn't wash there face when they woke up. They probably did but you can't tell. A hot ass mess looks like they just finished boxing with Layla Ali and she knocked your bun loose. A hot ass mess has more skin hanging out of their clothes then there should be. ( why does your back look like it should have a bra on..) A hot ass mess has on pants that look like the stains were ironed in and scotch guarded so soap can't get in.  You can always determine a hot ass mess from the shoes so we will leave those out. (this time) 

You can credit looking h.a.m to rushing or being caught on laundry day. Either way its wrong wrong wrong. Don't get out of your bed and not give yourself a chance to pass for someone.that cares about them self.

(the following picture is an example of what not to do to yourself ever because.you look a HOT ASS MESS. Taking on the green line this morning)